CF-BOLIVAR-7419 has sent 19 adverts in the last 24h (expected: ~2 per 48h). Settle down. π
Relax, it's satire. Nobody is actually being shamed here β this is a lighthearted
look at mesh traffic, not a witch hunt. That said, adverts are a real scaling consideration:
we've seen 858 repeaters in the past 72 hours β every single advert gets
rebroadcast by each one, so 1 advert Γ 858 repeaters = 858 packets flooding across the mesh. Our top advertiser alone has sent 19 adverts β that's
19 adverts Γ 858 repeaters = 16302 packets
generated from a single node.
As the network grows, that multiplier only gets worse.
So yes, it's worth paying attention to β but please don't take the "Wall of Shame" literally.
We love every node on the mesh. Lighten up. π»
10.2% collision probability
Estimated chance of any two packets colliding on the mesh in the past 24 hours
Pure ALOHA model Β· P(collision) = 1 β eβ2G Β· Based on observed traffic over the last 24h
12% OF THE TRAFFIC ON THE MESH IS ADVERTS!
Based on payload type breakdown over the last 24h
Data from the last 24h Β· updated 12/11/2026, 04:32:17
β οΈ Sender data may be inaccurate β we can only see 1 byte of the sender's key, so different users could be merged together. Take these numbers with a pinch of salt.
Sender
Messages
Volume
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Zbot [0xF3]
49
49 msgs
π₯
AndyMeshOS [0x2F]
49
49 msgs
π₯
Fernwood-01
40
40 msgs
π¬
Skynet Bot [0xFA]
40
40 msgs
π‘
LiBi/Blackpool/0
29
29 msgs
π£οΈ
SnT-Bot [0x61]
25
25 msgs
π¬
D4LE TD+ [0xE8]
20
20 msgs
π
Tomos's Server
20
20 msgs
π¨
Henryβs node
18
18 msgs
π’
Andy-MacOS
17
17 msgs
π
pHr0 Home βοΈ
16
16 msgs
π¬
-Kirby-Is-A-Fraud π¦
15
15 msgs
π‘
WayneTravels [0xE9]
13
13 msgs
π£οΈ
Biggus Mickus
12
12 msgs
π¬
Rob-M0YNW
11
11 msgs
π
β‘Lightning Treeβ‘
11
11 msgs
π¨
βοΈTango Charlie [0x71]
11
11 msgs
π’
BASE G0SYR [0xC9]
10
10 msgs
π
π± Munchh L1
10
10 msgs
π¬
SteNMP
9
9 msgs
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