CF-BOLIVAR-7419 has sent 39 adverts in the last 24h (expected: ~2 per 48h). Settle down. π
Relax, it's satire. Nobody is actually being shamed here β this is a lighthearted
look at mesh traffic, not a witch hunt. That said, adverts are a real scaling consideration:
we've seen 845 repeaters in the past 72 hours β every single advert gets
rebroadcast by each one, so 1 advert Γ 845 repeaters = 845 packets flooding across the mesh. Our top advertiser alone has sent 39 adverts β that's
39 adverts Γ 845 repeaters = 32955 packets
generated from a single node.
As the network grows, that multiplier only gets worse.
So yes, it's worth paying attention to β but please don't take the "Wall of Shame" literally.
We love every node on the mesh. Lighten up. π»
9.3% collision probability
Estimated chance of any two packets colliding on the mesh in the past 24 hours
Pure ALOHA model Β· P(collision) = 1 β eβ2G Β· Based on observed traffic over the last 24h
11% OF THE TRAFFIC ON THE MESH IS ADVERTS!
Based on payload type breakdown over the last 24h
Data from the last 24h Β· updated 11/11/2026, 20:46:52
β οΈ Sender data may be inaccurate β we can only see 1 byte of the sender's key, so different users could be merged together. Take these numbers with a pinch of salt.
Sender
Messages
Volume
π
Skynet Bot [0xFA]
43
43 msgs
π₯
AndyMeshOS [0x2F]
40
40 msgs
π₯
Zbot [0xF3]
38
38 msgs
π¬
SnT-Bot [0x61]
35
35 msgs
π‘
LiBi/Blackpool/0
32
32 msgs
π£οΈ
Fernwood-01
30
30 msgs
π¬
Biggus Mickus
19
19 msgs
π
Andy MacOS [0xD8]
19
19 msgs
π¨
Henryβs node
18
18 msgs
π’
D4LE TD+ [0xE8]
17
17 msgs
π
Andy-MacOS
16
16 msgs
π¬
Tomos's Server
16
16 msgs
π‘
-Kirby-Is-A-Fraud π¦
16
16 msgs
π£οΈ
SteNMP
16
16 msgs
π¬
C.T.M
14
14 msgs
π
Andy-MeshOS
14
14 msgs
π¨
β‘Lightning Treeβ‘
14
14 msgs
π’
WayneTravels [0xE9]
13
13 msgs
π
Meritez
13
13 msgs
π¬
AW Base
13
13 msgs
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